Punky Sidekicks, All the ladies you hate, superheroes, Bisexuality Existing and You Not Being a Biphobic Asshole, queer stuff, kinky stuff, sex positive, fanfic, sexual escapades of fictional people
MCU: former Soviet assassin, current non-soviet assassin
Fans: loyal member of the avengers
MCU: alien entity seeking to conquer earth, rule humanity, and enslave or kill anyone who doesn't bow to him
Fans: Misunderstood puppydog! He had a REALLY tough childhood you don't even know
MCU: Steve's lifelong best friend, now a cyborg super-assassin who's spend 50 years undergoing deep conditioning to hate and destroy everything the avengers stand for
Fans: well, a good old-fashioned dose of vitamin Steve and a trip to the Steve museum cleared that right up!! Now he and Steve are friends again and Tony forgave him for killing his parents and they all play games together in avengers tower
MCU: Tony's lifelong best friend, who's there for him through thick and thin, who calls him on his selfish behavior and has risked his life to fight alongside Tony on multiple occasions
Fans: wow, he's kind of a shitty friend, isn't he?
MCU: A former superhero who quit the life because too many people were getting hurt, and picked it back up for the same reason. In the meantime, he still wanted to help people, so he volunteered at the veterans' hospital. He is shown as perhaps the one person in the film Steve can genuinely trust
Fans: well, he's OBVIOUSLY a secret villain, working as a double agent for the nazis even though he apparently singlehandedly constitutes 25% of the MCU's black population
"We want more complex, strong female characters, LGBTQIA+ characters and POC!" says Tumblr while fawning over white boy tears while ignoring or even outright hating the handful of female characters in fandoms, ignoring canon LGBTQIA+ characters in favor of white boy gay ships and completely trying to justify the deaths of the rare POCs.
steve in cap 1: fights men 3x his size, lies about who he is multiple times to try and enlist, literally steals like multiple planes, runs around the forest with no back up to save his bffl, probably doesn’t even know what a court martial is and probably doesn’t even care
steve in the avengers: WE MUST FOLLWO ORDERS!!! TONY NO!!!!! *gets beat up*
To everyone who thinks that bisexuality is the inability to “make up your mind,” think long and hard about these questions:
Why do we have to? What purpose does that serve?
say “kate bishop is a sidekick” three times in a mirror and clint barton will appear, drink all your coffee, pet your dog and punch you in the face