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  • MCU: former Soviet assassin, current non-soviet assassin
  • Fans: loyal member of the avengers
  • MCU: alien entity seeking to conquer earth, rule humanity, and enslave or kill anyone who doesn't bow to him
  • Fans: Misunderstood puppydog! He had a REALLY tough childhood you don't even know
  • MCU: Steve's lifelong best friend, now a cyborg super-assassin who's spend 50 years undergoing deep conditioning to hate and destroy everything the avengers stand for
  • Fans: well, a good old-fashioned dose of vitamin Steve and a trip to the Steve museum cleared that right up!! Now he and Steve are friends again and Tony forgave him for killing his parents and they all play games together in avengers tower
  • MCU: Tony's lifelong best friend, who's there for him through thick and thin, who calls him on his selfish behavior and has risked his life to fight alongside Tony on multiple occasions
  • Fans: wow, he's kind of a shitty friend, isn't he?
  • MCU: A former superhero who quit the life because too many people were getting hurt, and picked it back up for the same reason. In the meantime, he still wanted to help people, so he volunteered at the veterans' hospital. He is shown as perhaps the one person in the film Steve can genuinely trust
  • Fans: well, he's OBVIOUSLY a secret villain, working as a double agent for the nazis even though he apparently singlehandedly constitutes 25% of the MCU's black population
01st Sep 2014 9:42am 2 weeks ago 1,216 notes


If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet.  They fell in love and everyone else died.

29th Aug 2014 6:44pm 2 weeks ago 59,389 notes


"We want more complex, strong female characters, LGBTQIA+ characters and POC!" says Tumblr while fawning over white boy tears while ignoring or even outright hating the handful of female characters in fandoms, ignoring canon LGBTQIA+ characters in favor of white boy gay ships and completely trying to justify the deaths of the rare POCs.

28th Aug 2014 7:50pm 3 weeks ago 855 notes

''[John Vanderslice] said, “If you think the Internet is making us lonelier, then you were never lonely before 1995.” That’s fucking deep, right? You know what you no longer have to do? Sit in your room with nothing. There is someone, even if it’s just some dude arguing about Alien Vs. Predator, right?''

John Darnielle, on loneliness in the internet age. [x] (via herminegottlieb)

(Source: zapp645)

19th Aug 2014 7:39pm 1 month ago 6,739 notes

times that its ok to call Bucky Barnes a villain


  • never
  • dont
  • what the fuck is wrong with you
  • seriously did we even watch the same movie 
19th Aug 2014 12:25am 1 month ago 224 notes


that angry feminist stereotype is 100% accurate. we have every right to be angry. tbh, if you call yourself a feminist and YOURE NOT angry, you probably need to do some more research into why feminism exists in the first place 

(Source: e-brat)

14th Aug 2014 8:20am 1 month ago 5,876 notes


steve in cap 1: fights men 3x his size, lies about who he is multiple times to try and enlist, literally steals like multiple planes, runs around the forest with no back up to save his bffl, probably doesn’t even know what a court martial is and probably doesn’t even care 

steve in the avengers: WE MUST FOLLWO ORDERS!!! TONY NO!!!!! *gets beat up* 

13th Aug 2014 1:56am 1 month ago 4,350 notes


whatever else marvel does from here on out. at least I will always have cap 2

28th Jul 2014 9:52pm 1 month ago 4,671 notes


To everyone who thinks that bisexuality is the inability to “make up your mind,” think long and hard about these questions:

Why do we have to? What purpose does that serve?

07th Jul 2014 5:30pm 2 months ago 55 notes








History textbooks should all be titled “White Fanfiction.”






TRUUUU #2chainsvoice lol

18th Jun 2014 3:00pm 3 months ago 38,231 notes
10th Jun 2014 8:59pm 3 months ago 757 notes


the face of someone too good for this show’s shitty writers figuring out her Designated Heterosexual Love Interest is a nazi

02nd Jun 2014 8:31pm 3 months ago 6 notes



Sebastian Stan feat. reactions to Bucky being called evil/a villain

i feel like this is a pretty accurate representation of the way bucky’s press tour goes down after s.h.i.e.l.d. announces to the world that the winter soldier will be joining forces with the avengers…

meanwhile sam





i want fic where ppl keep expecting Steve to punch ppl over Bucky, but he just cries.

And Sam punches them sometimes.

(and sometimes, he is rewarded with blowjobs after Steve stops crying.)

02nd Jun 2014 10:42am 3 months ago 27,833 notes



I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks

And yet will try to pay anyway if he’s spontaneously offered free coffee/food some place. Because Hawkeyes.

(Source: steeverogers)

31st May 2014 9:49pm 3 months ago 32,851 notes


say “kate bishop is a sidekick” three times in a mirror and clint barton will appear, drink all your coffee, pet your dog and punch you in the face

27th May 2014 12:46pm 3 months ago 5,492 notes

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