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You’re just… the man who kept me fed and in clothes, who sat beside my bed at night until I fell asleep because I was afraid of the dark. Helped me with my homework, you taught me how to drive and shave and you dropped me off at college.

LET ME WRITE YOU SONNETS ABOUT HOW THIS IS A PERFECT SUPERHERO SHOW.

(Source: baffledwithwifi)

20th Oct 2014 10:12pm 6 hours ago 323 notes

You’re just… the man who kept me fed and in clothes, who sat beside my bed at night until I fell asleep because I was afraid of the dark. Helped me with my homework, you taught me how to drive and shave and you dropped me off at college.

(Source: baffledwithwifi)

20th Oct 2014 9:13pm 7 hours ago 323 notes
19th Oct 2014 9:28pm 1 day ago 2,480 notes

''I have been wrong a lot this week. You’re gonna have to be more specific.''

- Barry Allen.

Why are you so fucking amazing. 

19th Oct 2014 3:44pm 1 day ago 19 notes


Pepperoni, olives, and jalapenos on his pizza.

I picked my allegiances well when I picked my favorite Flash. 

19th Oct 2014 3:34pm 1 day ago 2 notes

But I am a little butthurt that I don’t have a Ralph or Sue on The Flash. Imagine the beautiful Poly Shipping I could do there. 

19th Oct 2014 2:47pm 1 day ago 1 note

''And you know that Iris is not stupid. Start making better excuses than ‘I fainted.’''

-  Joe West.

Dear god, if all superhero fathers / father figures were this good, I would give so much more of a shit about daddy issues.

19th Oct 2014 2:40pm 1 day ago 35 notes

Barry’s over confidence in his speed gives me life. “And that’s a slow day.” Aw, bb.

I know this fandom is trying to have ship wars ALREADY, but whatever. I’m shipping Barry/everyone, including Barry/Cisco.

And Barry/Cisco/Caitlin, apparently.

And Cisco/Caitlin, apparently.

What if, when Barry and Iris finally get their endgame happy ending, sometimes Cisco and Caitlin come over and have fun times too. And by fun times I mean, “Being an amazing journalist is hard, being a superhero is hard, being a scientist is hard. Let’s take the edge off with some orgies.”

(Shut up with your Super Villain ending for Caitlin.)

19th Oct 2014 2:19pm 1 day ago 0 notes

(Source: stilesism)

18th Oct 2014 12:31am 3 days ago 2,391 notes

hawxkeye:

a day in the life of a crime-fighting superhero (according to the flash)

16th Oct 2014 8:02pm 4 days ago 5,626 notes

barry-allens-boyfriend:

Barry Allen is the perfect comic book character. He is good hearted. He saves people a lot and saves a lot of people. He goes above and beyond. Like rebuilding a house that burned down after saving people in it. He has a tragic past but he doesn’t let it affect his optimism. He doesn’t brood or stew in his own juices. He treats his enemies with respect and the public adores him so much they created a museum in his honor.

Bless this post.

16th Oct 2014 5:00pm 4 days ago 52 notes
16th Oct 2014 5:17am 4 days ago 2,480 notes

(Source: flashsource)

15th Oct 2014 11:34pm 5 days ago 1,756 notes

Oh hey apparently the Movie flash is queer so yay

Still ugly but yay for the queer.

fanboys gonna cry.

15th Oct 2014 4:38pm 5 days ago 2 notes
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(Source: lilaculpepper)

15th Oct 2014 8:58am 5 days ago 247 notes

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