rihansu00 said: It makes me so happy when people are anti - clint
/coulson (and anti-coulson in general). Like finding leftover pizza
that I’d forgotten about happy.
LOL. In the beginning, i was only anti Clint/Coulson because it is
almost impossible to fid a fic that does not try to undermine the very
important relationships that Clint has with the women in his life (I
am not a Clintasha person but if you came away from the movies
thinking that Clint’s most important friendship was anyone but Nat
you are wrong.) This is especially true of Natasha and Kate, who are
either made out to be THE WORST IDEA OF ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS EVER
(lol, I’d date Nat 1111111111111 times before I’d date Coulson) or a
I didn’t have too much trouble with Coulson himself, beyond
continually thinking about how he should have been one of the
competent female SHIELD agents instead of some boring straight white
dude in a field of straight white dudes. Prior to Agents of SHIELD, I
was okay with canon Coulson, even if fanon Coulson was a bunch of
However, AOS is quickly making me actively dislike Coulson as a
character, because every week he whines a little more and every week
he acts a little more like a hypocritical asshole who can’t be fucking
grateful to be alive instead of killed by Loki.
Like, I’d rather be watching the Bobbi Morse show too, Coulson, but
I’m stuck with your stupid ass instead. So please shut the fuck up.
And yes, whine about how the shady government organization that you
are willingly a part of dictated how your life should go. Do this
while you hop onto your plane and fly to some place that is
suspiciously not the US and dictate to some dude about how he should
use his powers. Oh, gosh, that doesn’t at all make you a hypocritical
piece of shit does it?
Spoilers! It does.
My vague annoyance is turning to hate because he is more and more
unlikable as a human being. Please, Clint Barton deserves better.
The Clint Barton of West Coast Avengers who didn’t believe Bobbi
deserves better than that, let’s be honest.
And the show wants me to side with him over Agent May and that shit is
never, ever, ever, ever, EVER going to happen. I’m team And Then May
Got Promoted And Coulson Got Tossed In a Cell For the Rest of His