beaprettycupcake said: That. Was. HOT. EXCELLENT drabble!

Thank you! Sharon and Steve are love, so it was fun to write them. :)

(and lol, I see fandom is doing the “BUT SHE’S PEGGY’S NIECE IT’S SO GROSS!!!! thing again that makes me lol, so that makes me even more pleased that you enjoyed it.)

akaikit said: I love that the MCU is supporting this, it’s like even the franchise is going “nO fandom, no, please stop, look they have other, better friends”

Haha. It’s like the MCU is banging its head against a desk and going “WE HAVE TOLD YOU THAT RHODEY IS TONY’S BEST FRIEND AND YOU STUPID FUCKS DIDN’T GET IT. HERE, LET US SHOW YOU WHO STEVE CARES ABOUT. WILL YOU GET IT THEN.”

saturnofthemoon said: Adorable, I love it! Thank you. :)

I’m so glad you liked it! :)

Number 20, Kate Bishop and Bobbi Morse

Prompt: Cookies

Kate has trained before. She’s trained with the highest paid martial artists that the city has offered. She’s even gone a few rounds with sidekicks of super soldiers who can’t decide whether or not they are dead.

But never has training been so thoroughly exhausting as it is with Bobbi Morse.

"Is that super soldier serum, the infinity formula, or just old school Mockingbird that is kicking my ass?" Kate asks the tenth time she hits the mat.

"If you haven’t figured that out," Bobbi says as she helps Kate up, "Then we’re definitely not done yet."

Kate bites back a groan because this is the training she has always craved. It’s the training her entire team has always craved.

Either respect for that decision or pity makes Bobbi offer, “Make you a deal, sport. There’s a world class bakery two blocks from here. They make world class oatmeal cookies dipped in dark chocolate. The first time you are able to knock me down, I’ll buy you one in celebration.”

It takes two more sessions before Kate is able to claim that victory, and the cookie is absolutely the best cookie she has ever had.

For the meme, Hawkeyes and 92 (All that I have) and 81 (Pen and paper). Please and thank you! :)

Hawkeyes, Pen and Paper.

Apparently, Clint has been on a real writing kick while Kate’s been
gone. It’s ridiculous, because who even uses pen and paper these days?

She tells Bobbi it’s ridiculous, when Bobbi drops the unfinished
letters that have been rescued from Clint’s apartment into Kate’s lap.

“There’s one for each of us. Jess, Natasha, you, and me,” Bobbi says,
and she gives the kind of smile that doesn’t reach past her nose when
she says, “If you ask me, I’m sure Steve’s letter was next on his
list.”

“Letters. Because talking is too complicated,” Kate says, more at the
sleeping and unconscious figure on the bed beside them than at Bobbi.

Bobbi just squeezes her shoulder and asks Kate if she wants anything
from the vending machine.

Vending machine coffee is completely fucking ridiculous - even more ridiculous than Clint Barton’s entire existence -  and Kate is
in the middle of a rant about that when her voice gives out, and she
has to turn away from the woman whose mask Kate once wore because
cruddy coffee from a coffee vending machine is making Kate break down.

By the time that Kate has composed herself, Bobbi is no longer there,
and Kate’s only company is a still unconscious Clint Barton. His
breathing is steadier than hers, and Kate clings to that fact as she
sits down beside him and begins to read the letter he never sent.

~

Hawkeyes, All that I Have (or the a/u where Kate is the first Hawkeye)

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mcu sharon/steve #5

And behind a cut, because of spoilers

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OKAY, SO THIS IS THE ANGRY “ULTS CAP SUCKS” post. HEY, SOMEONE ASKED FOR IT. SO I AM GIVING IT.

If it is confuzzled sounding, excuse me, I just got back from the dentist.

There are small Cap 2 spoilers contained here. Just to reinforce how awesome other Steves are, and how much Ults Steve sucks.

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queerhawkeye said: mcu steve would probably want to punch ults steve in the face but try to be nice and polite anyways until he gets really really fed up and he’s like i’m so sorry for this *broken nose*

I would pay one million dollars to see MCU or 616 Steve punching Ults Steve.

I am not a fan, in case anyone is wondering.

jjjat3am said: just…give me more sam. I don’t even care, reluctant roommates, roadtrips, sharing a hotel room on a mission, just more Sam and Steve cohabiting please

I need Cap 3 to be the Steve/Sam show. Just more of what we had in Cap 2, because that was all of my hopes and dreams right there.

oh hello!

Hello! :-)

when-it-rains-it-snows said: Oh my god THANK YOU. T H A N K Y O I The only thing worse than that quote is the issue it’s from - it’s the most one-dimensional, uninspired, asinine Clint I have ever seen.

BUT FRACTION DIDN’T EVEN WRITE IT. lol. Yeah, that quote is terrible and every time I see it, whether in shipper characterization or OMG HOW AWESOME IS CLINT!!! form, I cringe. Yeah, Clint’s great, but that is not the comic that high lighted it.

kat8therude said: I HATE THAT QUOTE AND I HATE THAT ISSUE AND EVERYONE I TALK TO LOVES IT AND IT ANGERS ME and I love that you hate it too. So much esteem for you, every time.

THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE OF US THAT HATE IT!

rihansu00 said: It makes me so happy when people are anti - clint
/coulson (and anti-coulson in general). Like finding leftover pizza
that I’d forgotten about happy.

LOL. In the beginning, i was only anti Clint/Coulson because it is
almost impossible to fid a fic that does not try to undermine the very
important relationships that Clint has with the women in his life (I
am not a Clintasha person but if you came away from the movies
thinking that Clint’s most important friendship was anyone but Nat
you are wrong.) This is especially true of Natasha and Kate, who are
either made out to be THE WORST IDEA OF ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS EVER
(lol, I’d date Nat 1111111111111 times before I’d date Coulson) or a
child.

I didn’t have too much trouble with Coulson himself, beyond
continually thinking about how he should have been one of the
competent female SHIELD agents instead of some boring straight white
dude in a field of straight white dudes. Prior to Agents of SHIELD, I
was okay with canon Coulson, even if fanon Coulson was a bunch of
nonsensical bullshit.

However, AOS is quickly making me actively dislike Coulson as a
character, because every week he whines a little more and every week
he acts a little more like a hypocritical asshole who can’t be fucking
grateful to be alive instead of killed by Loki.

Like, I’d rather be watching the Bobbi Morse show too, Coulson, but
I’m stuck with your stupid ass instead. So please shut the fuck up.

And yes, whine about how the shady government organization that you
are willingly a part of dictated how your life should go. Do this
while you hop onto your plane and fly to some place that is
suspiciously not the US and dictate to some dude about how he should
use his powers. Oh, gosh, that doesn’t at all make you a hypocritical
piece of shit does it?

Spoilers! It does.

My vague annoyance is turning to hate because he is more and more
unlikable as a human being. Please, Clint Barton deserves better.

The Clint Barton of West Coast Avengers who didn’t believe Bobbi
deserves better than that, let’s be honest.

And the show wants me to side with him over Agent May and that shit is
never, ever, ever, ever, EVER going to happen. I’m team And Then May
Got Promoted And Coulson Got Tossed In a Cell For the Rest of His
Rotten Life.

Put this date in the calendar, I never want to draw the human children, I woke up this morning wanting to draw that one. It's the mom that gets me, Miss (Mrs?) Interlochen Archery fussing about stance - show him the right way THEN the circus tricks!

Clint: “I was fighting off supervillains with my stance while you were still at camp, Hawkeye.

Kate: “Funny. You’d think that’d mean I wouldn’t have to correct the stance you’re showing the kid, Hawkeye.”