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Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.

hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo

batcii:

Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.

hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo

26th Sep 2014 2:35pm 3 weeks ago 61,572 notes

galifreyy:

galifreyy:

poc!potter makes so much sense though

think about it: petunia and vernon /hated/ james potter, made up stories about him “probably being unemployed” and they seemed to thoroughly dislike him for more than just the magic. how much d’you wanna bet me that their prejudice may have been on the racist side? they treated harry pretty awfully, even considering his magic. they hated that he looked like james as well. 

plus, harry has “great skin” but no specified skin colour or tone or anything! 

draw and write about east asian harry, south asian harry, black harry. draw harry potter in every single race there is.

poc!potter is not really a racebend bc it’s all within canon

Sorry there’s no particular reason for me reblogging this, except to say that I’m very glad that this is the most popular post I’ve made. Really glad. 

Awesome extra additions to this headcanon:

  • it would explain why his green eyes stood out so much
  • it might explain why petunia struggled with harry’s hair so much if he’d inherited his father’s hair- it could be natural hair
  • it could be partly the cause of the bullying in school
  • racial prejudice might explain why the neighbours never questioned that harry was put in a school for “delinquents”
  • he has jet black hair!!
  • c’mon you can see the vernon dursley being the type to complain about immigrants and freeloaders and poc can’t you??
  • MAY EXPLAIN WHY THE POTTERS APPEARED TO NOT HAVE ANY DEATH EATER CONNECTIONS!!
  • Even if he’s described as pale skinned, he may not be white! Mixed South East Asian maybe?
  • Adds a new dimension to Snape vs Potter?
  • aLSO THE HEADCANONS ABOUT LATIN@ JAMES POTTER HAVE KILLED ME (that’s not really a brilliant addition but jeez look them up because they’re beautiful headcanons)
09th Jun 2014 9:41pm 4 months ago 18,378 notes
22nd May 2014 2:00pm 5 months ago 86,319 notes

imaginarycircus:

ducktrainer:

saemiligr:

dear-monday:

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.

This makes me absurdly happy

did they just made me happy about DUDLEY

I have thought about this before. I imagined Dudley breaking down and sending Harry a letter somehow or other. Like maybe he goes to all the local nature preserves and quietly talks to all the owls until one agrees to take his letter. And he tells Harry his small daughter made their TV only play old reruns of the Vicar of Dibley for a month and she somehow turned every plate of vegetables into a pudding. And so he’s sorry to ask, but he needs help. His wife is at her wit’s end. Please help.

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20th May 2014 11:14am 5 months ago 43,454 notes

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DISCOVERY: that the addition of “Harry” to almost any Plato quote makes it seem legitimately like a nugget of wisdom out of the mouth of Albus Dumbledore.

"Death is not the worst that can happen to men, Harry."

"Harry, good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others."

"He who commits injustice is ever made more wretched than he who suffers it, Harry."

"Harry, how can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?"

"Harry, astronomy at all events compels the soul to look upwards, and draws it from the things of this world to the other."

"He was a wise man who invented beer, Harry."

''

A magnificent discovery in Harry Potter philosophy by fellow Tumblr-er, Kristen.  (via minionier)

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30th Oct 2013 10:42am 11 months ago 23,750 notes

aymichyan:

angrydumpling:

janiegirly07:

diospyros-crassiflora:

HOLY WHAT

MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN

THAT NEVER HAPPENS WITH HARRY POTTER

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MINERVA MCGONAGALL

OMFG MY WHOLE LIFE IS WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Oh my god, she was GORGEOUS. 

the Professor was Irene Adler

10th Sep 2013 11:43am 1 year ago 114,675 notes

guginos:

the-starkster | acrackinthetardis | nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

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13th Nov 2012 10:25pm 1 year ago 186,540 notes

Two awesome things!

Yuletide Nominations have started!: Yuletide is a fandom fic exchange for rare and small fandoms. You don’t have to nominate to participate, but if there’s a tiny fandom of your heart, you should totally go play.

3 ships has also started! I Saw Three Ships is for any fandom, but the large fandoms are: Avengers Movieverse, Chuck, Community, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Elementary, Harry Potter, Haven, Hockey RPF, Homestuck, Leverage, NCIS, Once Upon a Time, Star Trek 2009, Sherlock BBC, and X-Men Movieverse. In past years, I’ve written the big fandoms, but I’ve also written/requested smaller fandoms like DC Comics. You can request any threesome you want, but if you offer a fandom, you have to be willing to write any threesome they toss at you.

These are awesome things and you should totally play.

26th Sep 2012 10:47am 2 years ago 3 notes
becauseforoncethisisme asked: As a Harry Potter and JK Rowling fan, I would like to thank you for your post about Dumbledore's sexuality and the lack of canon sexual experimentation. I started reading Harry Potter when I was eight, and I am and will be a lifelong fan. Because of that, criticism of it can be hard to take. That was not good on the LGBT front, and I usually just brush by that because I love the series and will forgive it anything, but that is true and it should be acknowledged. So: thank you.

*insert hug gif here.*

16th Aug 2012 12:12am 2 years ago 1 note

takealookatyourlife:

heroicallyfound:

svetlana-del-rey:

Was she going to slap you because you never in any way made him gay in the actual books, taking zero risks/doing absolutely nothing for gay characters in literature, and only announcing your “authorial intent” afterwards for a cheap shot at looking like an ~ally~

^^^

Gay people are just normal people. We are not told about any of the Hogwarts professors love lives, other than Snape, and it would be completely out of character for Dumbledore to walk around telling everyone about his sexuality.

Did you want her to make him dress in glittery platform boots, a crop top, and decorate his office in rainbow flags to make it more obvious for you? Would that be enough of a stereotype to appease you people? Or what? Please tell me. I’d like to know how you think a gay character is supposed to be portrayed.

And did you miss the Grindelwald chapters in the ‘actual books’? Or was that also not obvious enough for you? Did Dumbledore need to whisper “always” wistfully in order for you to connect that he had romantic feelings for Grindelwald? Maybe you are American and need them to gaze longingly into each others eyes with awkward close ups of their fingers almost grazing each other that Hollywood thinks means ‘true love’.

It didn’t fit into his relationship to Harry to ever say “I’m gay”, and so it was not stated explicitly (you might have noticed the book was told from Harry Potter’s perspective).

The point is though, that he is a homosexual, well respected, powerful, and very loved wizard- and his sexuality doesn’t matter because no one else thinks it matters. a.k.a. no one care that he loves men, and that is wonderful.



Oh, I love when people try to argue that JKR’s handling of her gay character wasn’t shitty as hell. I /love/ it. Because they argue that, in a story where the heterosexuality of the characters is continually shoved down our throats, the queer community should be content with the tiny bone thrown our way AFTER the book was published.

(did you read that shitty epilogue? Funny how the queer character gets the standard tragic ending, but hey, all those straight people get the happy ending, complete with the kids!)

We are not told about any of the Hogwarts professors love lives, other than Snape,

LOL, “other than Snape,” whose sexuality only played a huge fucking role in the book.

Did you want her to make him dress in glittery platform boots, a crop top, and decorate his office in rainbow flags to make it more obvious for you? Would that be enough of a stereotype to appease you people? Or what? Please tell me. I’d like to know how you think a gay character is supposed to be portrayed.

Wow, you’re an asshole. It’s good to know for you, the options for queer characters in literature are “offensive stereotype” and “invisible.”

"You people?" Wow, you really ARE an asshole. I don’t, maybe “us people” want to actually exist with the same casualness AND OBVIOUSNESS that the straight people in the story do.

Snape never told us he was straight. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco never told us they were straight. YET, JKR NEVER HAD TO ANNOUNCE THEIR SEXUALITY in an interview. Because it was pretty fucking obvious to the entire world. If Dumbledore’s sexuality had been portrayed with as much respect as the straight people, JKR never would have done the same.

But she did.

Because she is a fucking coward, and if this shitty series is your idea of how to do a queer character correctly, you’re a fucking coward too. And probably a whole lot worse.

The point is though, that he is a homosexual, well respected, powerful, and very loved wizard- and his sexuality doesn’t matter because no one else thinks it matters. a.k.a. no one care that he loves men, and that is wonderful. Nobody cares because nobody fucking knows. And the end result is still another shitty “tragic” ending for the gay character while the straight people frolic off and have their epilogues full of happiness and babies. Give me the canon gay character in this book who got a goddamn happy ending, and your nonsense might actually have a point. But you can’t, because JKR made a book full of witches and wizards, but her imagination couldn’t begin to handle a universe where gay people lived happily ever after with their loves. Not so much as a solitary instance. That’s “wonderful?” If you’re a homophobic piece of shit, it is.

P.S., “The Radical Notion That Women Are People” is the title of your blog, which is hilarious and pretty standard for the type of feminist that only thinks straight, white, middle class women matter. Pro-tip: the people who have a problem with Dumbledore’s “outting” have this “radical notion that members of the LGBT community are people too,” you ignorant asshole.
11th Aug 2012 11:17pm 2 years ago 346,215 notes

supey:

-seethroughmyperspective:

ACCIO FIST!
Steph uses Harry Potter spells to fight crime, all your arguments are invalid.

Batgirl #18


reasons steph is my favorite



I am unable to do away with the belief that Steph writes Harry  Potter fan fiction. I wonder who she ships.

supey:

-seethroughmyperspective:

ACCIO FIST!

Steph uses Harry Potter spells to fight crime, all your arguments are invalid.

Batgirl #18

reasons steph is my favorite

I am unable to do away with the belief that Steph writes Harry Potter fan fiction. I wonder who she ships.

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26th Apr 2011 7:42pm 3 years ago 59 notes