"Oh, but don’t call Clark his dad, right, because Clark doesn’t understand genetics and thinks Kon is his brother. Or cousin. He said both, and Conner lives with his grandmother now, but calls her Ma, but he understands genetics. I made sure. I tried to explain it to Superman once but he got all blank faced and I was worried I’d caused him to have a seizure and I called a bunch of doctors, and anyway, I got yelled at a lot. Which Kon told me his grandfather, Jor-El, was the smartest person on Krypton, so I’m guessing that’s why their planet blew up."