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when-it-rains-it-snows asked: For the meme, Hawkeyes and 92 (All that I have) and 81 (Pen and paper). Please and thank you! :)

Hawkeyes, Pen and Paper.

Apparently, Clint has been on a real writing kick while Kate’s been
gone. It’s ridiculous, because who even uses pen and paper these days?

She tells Bobbi it’s ridiculous, when Bobbi drops the unfinished
letters that have been rescued from Clint’s apartment into Kate’s lap.

“There’s one for each of us. Jess, Natasha, you, and me,” Bobbi says,
and she gives the kind of smile that doesn’t reach past her nose when
she says, “If you ask me, I’m sure Steve’s letter was next on his
list.”

“Letters. Because talking is too complicated,” Kate says, more at the
sleeping and unconscious figure on the bed beside them than at Bobbi.

Bobbi just squeezes her shoulder and asks Kate if she wants anything
from the vending machine.

Vending machine coffee is completely fucking ridiculous - even more ridiculous than Clint Barton’s entire existence -  and Kate is
in the middle of a rant about that when her voice gives out, and she
has to turn away from the woman whose mask Kate once wore because
cruddy coffee from a coffee vending machine is making Kate break down.

By the time that Kate has composed herself, Bobbi is no longer there,
and Kate’s only company is a still unconscious Clint Barton. His
breathing is steadier than hers, and Kate clings to that fact as she
sits down beside him and begins to read the letter he never sent.

~

Hawkeyes, All that I Have (or the a/u where Kate is the first Hawkeye)

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11th Apr 2014 10:59am 5 months ago 27 notes

[Trigger Warning: Discussion of sex-shaming and rape]


It’s entirely possible that the Kate/Clint fandom has spoiled me.

Because I have gotten used to the utter respect and adoration of Kate Bishop by people in that fandom. Even people who came to the dance because of Clint Barton still fully admit that she is a great human being.

And the fic? Is always full of Kate Being Great and Kate Being an Adult Capable of Making Her Own Choices. Even when the fic is about Clint or from his POV, that is an integral part of the fic. And EVERY SINGLE WEDNESDAY in which Hawkeye comes out, there is a collective “FUCK YEAH, KATE WAS AWESOME IN THIS STORY.”

I’ve never read a genuine Clint/Kate fic where Kate was bashed, her agency taken away, or in anyway was she portrayed as less than she should be. It’s a small fandom, but it’s a great one.

I think that’s why the whole recent sex-shaming blow-up on the Kate and YA tag lately has bothered me so much. I mean, yes, it’s vile, ignorant, sex-shaming bullshit. And yes, I have a personal stake in any argument that claims that there is a “one true way” that a rape victim must behave after her assault. (uh, which is why my commentary has been so full of FUCK YOU)

But really, it’s just so different from the fandom attitude that I grown used to, regarding Kate. It’s so opposite of what Kate deserves.

Sigh.

13th Jan 2013 9:26pm 1 year ago 18 notes

Title: To Those Who Wait
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 2793
Warnings: Contains references to past canon sexual assault.
Author’s Notes Written for “therapy” prompt @ hurt/comfort bingo.
Alternate Link: On AO3 if you’d rather read it there.
Summary: Kate gets in touch with her kinky side. Clint comes along for the ride.

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23rd Sep 2012 10:02am 1 year ago 8 notes

whittingtonb:

:D

"the finest and most gifted bowman I’ve ever met.""She’s pretty great." 

I will never regret this ship.

whittingtonb:

:D



"the finest and most gifted bowman I’ve ever met."

"She’s pretty great."

I will never regret this ship.
01st Sep 2012 5:30am 2 years ago 226 notes

arrowsandsnark:

Then it’s a good thing there are two Hawkeyes in the world.

arrowsandsnark:

Then it’s a good thing there are two Hawkeyes in the world.

01st Sep 2012 5:25am 2 years ago 28 notes

windbehaves:

tense (kate bishop/clint barton, IT’S PORN)

no really

it’s mostly porn

(it’s a sequel to this, but. you know.)

i cannot apologize profusely enough.



This is supremely great.
01st Sep 2012 5:24am 2 years ago 15 notes

summerhall:

Based off this photoset.

The ride to the helicarrior is one of the most awkward in his life. Not the most awkward (that spot is forever reserved for Budapest), but definitely top five.
She’s quiet beside him, and a hell of a lot calmer than she should be given that she just got picked up by two agents of a super secret government organization. It’s freaking him out. Natasha sniggering under her breath in the pilot’s seat isn’t helping either.
“I, uh…” She’s looking at him now, with round eyes that can’t be as innocent as they look. He fidgets. Damn him, he fidgets. “When they told me about you, I expected you’d be… older.”
“And I expected you’d be taller. I guess we can’t have everything, can we, Hawkeye?”
Smug brat. Why couldn’t something like this have happened to Tony? ”I guess not, Hawkette.”
They spend the rest of the ride glaring at each other and listening to Natasha’s cackling.

summerhall:

Based off this photoset.

The ride to the helicarrior is one of the most awkward in his life. Not the most awkward (that spot is forever reserved for Budapest), but definitely top five.

She’s quiet beside him, and a hell of a lot calmer than she should be given that she just got picked up by two agents of a super secret government organization. It’s freaking him out. Natasha sniggering under her breath in the pilot’s seat isn’t helping either.

“I, uh…” She’s looking at him now, with round eyes that can’t be as innocent as they look. He fidgets. Damn him, he fidgets. “When they told me about you, I expected you’d be… older.”

“And I expected you’d be taller. I guess we can’t have everything, can we, Hawkeye?”

Smug brat. Why couldn’t something like this have happened to Tony? ”I guess not, Hawkette.”

They spend the rest of the ride glaring at each other and listening to Natasha’s cackling.

27th Aug 2012 5:32pm 2 years ago 14 notes

buckycaps:

this is super rude.

Clint listens as she stands in the shadow on the rooftop, talking about why she became Hawkeye – that bad things happen to people, no matter how they might try to protect themselves, and that even if you’ll never be the same, you can prevent similar things happening to others. He may not be educated like Tony or Reed, but even Clint knows how to read between the lines – hell, it’s how he functions.
And so, if he goes looking for someone that made Kate the way she is, and if he forgets Steve and his conscience, and he beats this person to within an inch of his life – well. No one’s around to say anything.

buckycaps:

this is super rude.

Clint listens as she stands in the shadow on the rooftop, talking about why she became Hawkeye – that bad things happen to people, no matter how they might try to protect themselves, and that even if you’ll never be the same, you can prevent similar things happening to others. He may not be educated like Tony or Reed, but even Clint knows how to read between the lines – hell, it’s how he functions.

And so, if he goes looking for someone that made Kate the way she is, and if he forgets Steve and his conscience, and he beats this person to within an inch of his life – well. No one’s around to say anything.

27th Aug 2012 5:31pm 2 years ago 17 notes

Title: Small and Ridiculous Things
Rating: Teen and Up
Fandom: Marvel 616
Pairing/Characters: Clint Barton/Kate Bishop, Cassie Lang
Word Count: 560
AO3 Link: If you’d rather read it there.
A/N: Written for “wearing each other’s clothes” prompt for the 30 Day OTP Meme.
Summary: Time doesn’t heal all wounds, but it does have a way of making memories sweeter.

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15th Aug 2012 1:47am 2 years ago 3 notes

Kate/Clint OTP Meme, Day 5

Title: Taking the Shot
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Marvel
Pairing: Clint Barton/Kate Bishop
Word Count: 439
Warnings: If you know who Clint and Kate are, you know all the warnings that need to exist for this fic.
Prompt: Fills “kissing” on the 30 Day OTP Meme.
AO3 Link: If you’d rather read it there.
Summary: Applying archery advice to her love life might not have been the best decision Kate could have made, but it gave her the courage she needed for that first kiss.

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12th Aug 2012 3:39am 2 years ago 9 notes

Kate/Clint OTP Meme, day 4

Title: Date Night
Word Count: 388 words
Fandom: Marvel 616/Young Avengers/Hawkeye
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Clint Barton/Kate Bishop, reference to Kate Bishop/Tommy Shepherd
Characters: Kate Bishop, Clint Barton
Summary: There are other options for date night, but none of them are quite as fun as patrol.

07th Aug 2012 3:16am 2 years ago 2 notes

30 Day Kate/Clint OTP Meme, Day 3 

Of Pinning and Other Coping Methods (946 words)
Fandom: Hawkeye (comic), Young Avengers, Avengers (Comic), Marvel 616
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Kate Bishop
Characters: Kate Bishop, Clint Barton, Thor
Summary:
"If anyone in this room had healthy coping skills, we’d have a discussion about your feelings, instead of dancing around the issue."
“Thank god nobody in this room has healthy coping skills.”

06th Aug 2012 4:22am 2 years ago 4 notes

Title: Numb Kind of Pain
Rating: Teen and Up
Fandom: Marvel Comics/Hawkeye
Pairing: Clint Barton/Kate Bishop
Prompt: “Cuddling Somewhere” for 30 Day OTP Meme
Warnings: References to events of Children’s Crusade. References to Kate’s canon sexual assault.
Word Count: 591 words
Summary: Kate has nightmares. Sometimes, she lets her boyfriend help her deal with them.
Link: if you’d rather read it on AO3

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04th Aug 2012 2:43am 2 years ago 5 notes

Title: Display of Affection
Fandom: Marvel Comics/Hawkeye
Pairing: Kate Bishop/Clint Barton
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 200 words
Prompt: “hand-holding” at the 30 Day OTP challenge. I’m a multi-shipper, and don’t have OTPs, but I’ve gone with Kate/Clint, because tumblr has been so awesome and shown me that other people ship this ship, too, and that’s awesome.
Summary: Kate doesn’t like PDAs. But she’ll make a tiny exception.
Link to read on AO3 instead: http://archiveofourown.org/works/476366

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03rd Aug 2012 1:55am 2 years ago 3 notes


I can’t tell you how relieved I am to hear you say that.

I can’t tell you how relieved I am to hear you say that.

(Source: tommyshepherd-old)

28th Jul 2012 8:48pm 2 years ago 809 notes

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