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29th May 2014 2:15pm 4 months ago 38 notes

Oh, Kyle. I say that a lot in your issues together. Oh, KYLE. 

Oh, Kyle. I say that a lot in your issues together. Oh, KYLE. 

29th May 2014 1:45pm 4 months ago 15 notes

29th May 2014 1:00pm 4 months ago 9 notes


Kyle: Chill out, Bowboy. I wasn’t going to kill the creep. I just want him out of my neighborhood. 
Connor: Excuse me for my lack of confidence. But Super-powers don’t make you god, you know. 

Kyle: Chill out, Bowboy. I wasn’t going to kill the creep. I just want him out of my neighborhood. 

Connor: Excuse me for my lack of confidence. But Super-powers don’t make you god, you know. 

29th May 2014 10:00am 4 months ago 6 notes

A lot of old farts. Oh, Kyle. 
Meanwhile, Eddie is all “Boys, if you’re done flirting now, we still have criminals to deal with, goddamn.” 

A lot of old farts. Oh, Kyle. 

Meanwhile, Eddie is all “Boys, if you’re done flirting now, we still have criminals to deal with, goddamn.” 

29th May 2014 9:00am 4 months ago 2 notes

Awww, such cute boyfriends. 

Awww, such cute boyfriends. 

28th May 2014 10:30pm 4 months ago 27 notes

roserelease replied to your post: Give me a character

Connor Hawke?


1. Kyle Rayner
2. Kate Bishop
3. Jason Todd

nocapesforcap replied to your post: Give me a character

bucky barnes


1. Steve Rogers
2. Sam Wilson
3. Natasha Romanova
4. Team America Orgy
12th Oct 2012 6:22pm 2 years ago 6 notes

Mostly I do not care about the Olympics, but I TRUST WE ALL KNOW MY FEELS ABOUT ARCHERS. 

I feel like in the various universes that exist, all of the following couples get together to complain about people’s aim:

Roy/Jason/Kori
Roy/Kaldur
Kate/Clint
Connor/Kyle
Hal/Ollie/Barry 
Mia/Stephanie/Cassandra (Cain)
Cissie/Cassie (Sandsmark)

And I feel that I would draw them all snuggling on the couches (or the Hal/Ollie/Barry equivalent, because I feel that’s not snuggling) while watching the Olympics, if I could draw worth shit.

Mostly I do not care about the Olympics, but I TRUST WE ALL KNOW MY FEELS ABOUT ARCHERS.

I feel like in the various universes that exist, all of the following couples get together to complain about people’s aim:

Roy/Jason/Kori

Roy/Kaldur

Kate/Clint

Connor/Kyle

Hal/Ollie/Barry

Mia/Stephanie/Cassandra (Cain)

Cissie/Cassie (Sandsmark)

And I feel that I would draw them all snuggling on the couches (or the Hal/Ollie/Barry equivalent, because I feel that’s not snuggling) while watching the Olympics, if I could draw worth shit.

28th Jul 2012 1:33am 2 years ago 8 notes

Kyle: Uh, Wonder Woman…I, uh, I’m probably going to need back up out there…

Diana: It’s “Diana.” Don’t stand on ceremony, GL - we’re in the same League. 

Kyle: Says you.

Kyle: Uh, Wonder Woman…I, uh, I’m probably going to need back up out there…

Diana: It’s “Diana.” Don’t stand on ceremony, GL - we’re in the same League.

Kyle: Says you.

26th Jun 2012 3:32pm 2 years ago 7 notes

fuckyeahkylerayner:

DEM LIPZ

fuckyeahkylerayner:

DEM LIPZ

10th Dec 2011 5:24am 2 years ago 17 notes

mostlysilly:

Man not to be rude or anything but to call YJ Hal Jordan a dick is sort of unecessary because the dude has literally done nothing to anyone.


Oh, this so much. 

I have no favorite GLs, and they all bug me equally much, except for Guy, who is an asshole. But whenever people cry and moan about Hal, it annoys me. On principle of their arguments being ridiculous.

But then, I generally role my eyes at anyone bitching about Hal at all (especially in a fandom that worships Guy Gardner, because Guy wins the “who is a dick” sweepstakes every time) because the minute Hal came back, all the GLs got their own books.

Unlike, say that time that Kyle was Green Lantern and we got told repeatedly how special he was. So, yeah, we get told that Hal is special a lot, but it’s hardly any different than when Kyle was The One, True Green Lantern.

And yes, Hal Jordan is a privileged white dude. So is Guy Gardner. So is Alan Scott. So is Batman. So is TIM DRAKE, fandom’s one true darling. So is Wally West, fandom’s other One True Darling. And god knows my dash is full of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers and Clint Barton - also all privileged white dudes  (Hi, Avengers movie that is full of them but somehow not nearly as terrible as Hal Jordan having a book! Maybe it would be less terrible if Hal was “fucking” Tony Stark.)

So, tl;dr: All of Fandoms Reasons For Hating Hal (And Barry) Are Bullshit and worse, Hypocritical Bullshit.

… Aaaaaaand this rant was a bit of a tangent from the original post. I should possibly not make posts before noon.

15th Oct 2011 11:36am 3 years ago 9 notes