I laugh when I see people who say they’ll refuse to watch any of the upcoming WB DC movies… Like, bitch, you’ll fucking watch it. No, you’re not gonna miss out on watching the first live action Batman/Superman/Wonder Woman movie just because it has Ben Affleck or whatever. You’ll fucking watch it.
I wonder how many people said they would refuse to watch The Dark Knight after Heath Ledger, an actor in primarily romantic comedies, was cast.
no here the thing, they will watch it, but regardless of whether they think its good or not they will have already made up their minds about the movie, they are going into the theater with their mind set on hating the movie, and I pity them
when you’re reading fanfiction and that one character is just so OOC
marvel is like “ant man!!!” “tony in cap 3!!!” meanwhile dc is like “here have everything”
Marvel is like WHAT IF WE PUT TONY STARK IN EVERYTHING.
OR TURN OUR LEAD CHARACTERS INTO TONY DESPITE THAT NOT FITTING THEIR CHARACTER AT ALL LOL GOTG.
DC is like “hey, we got other people”
Hit me up with any of my fandoms and I’ll tell you:
- my “FOREVER” pairing
- my “sometimes” pairing (if i’m in the mood)
- my “friends-with-benefits” pairing
- my “adele” pairing (“WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAALL”)
- my “hate sex” pairing
- my “working on it” pairing
- my favorite threesome / poly ship
- my platonic “their friendship is too precious to mess it up with romance” ship
- my “i love it but don’t want it to happen” pairing
- my “it started out crack but now it’s serious and i regret everything” pairing
- my endgame pairing
- my “across time and space they will always find each other” pairing
- my “settling for second choice” pairing
- my “I don’t want to ship it but I do” pairing
Jason Todd + Text posts
When they’re with friends, Steve and Sharon would refer to the other as ‘neighbor’ to signal that they would like to leave and have sex.
Mattoid, n. /mat-ȯid/ - A congenital paranoiac; one who is stupid in regard to most subjects and partially insane on one or more points; generally, a monomaniac characterized by stupidity.
Source: Webster’s Unabridged New Twentieth Century Dictionary, 1956
Oh, zarabithia, I think we’ve found a new word for… certain people.
When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
clinttbarton replied to your post:today i pictured clint falling asleep on a couch with his baby sleeping on his chest and for whatever reason i pictured it in your art styleclint letting his baby sit on his shoulders. clint’s baby sitting on his lap during avengers meetings and scribbling on paper, clint says they’re his notes, clint’s baby playing with his hair. CLINT’S BABY.
why would you do this to me. I cannot stay up until 4am drawing all of those things.
… clint’s baby trying to ride lucky and almost succeeding. clint’s baby trying to get lucky to fetch and failing completely. clint enduring jokes about his need for a goldfish crackers arrow because baby.
Clint teaching the baby sign language, so he factually knows what the baby wants when they’re crying.
Clint with scribbles all over his arm where his kid took a marker to draw something nice for daddy.
Clint teaching the baby how to walk, all bent over because he’s over 6’ and the baby obviously isn’t so Clint is almost on his knees as he helps.
Clint singing bad country songs for the baby instead of lullabies because he doesn’t know any lullaby but he does know some good ol’ Dolly Parton.
See, love is like a butterfly is almost an appropriate Dolly song, but you know he’d end up singing “9 to 5” or “Why’d You Come In Here Looking LIke That” or “Here You Come AGain” or something terrible.
littlemissgriff replied to your post “oh, Robinson, no. Don’t have Bucky belittle the female antagonist by…”
Bucky, call her ‘sweetheart’ one more time and Steve will personally turn off your commlink when you plead for help.
But to balance out the shittiness, the plan was “Bucky, you have to (fake) die.”
And Bucky’s reply was “No thanks. HAd my fill of that.”
straight person commenting on bad representation: I love how its not even made into *A Thing* (: