I am forever amused that some of your biggest kinks are my biggest squicks, and we don't ship the same ships yet we get along well and have interesting conversations and why can't all of fandom be like this? It would be so much less stressful!
I don’t know but I blame it on you being a rational human being. :)
Also we are bound together by hatred of similar things so that helps.
I'm trying to write a pairing that has nothing to do with Steve Rogers and he's still trying to worm his way into the story. I'm blaming this on you.
But in actuality, he does that to me, too.
I’ve written Hawkeye Squared stories that factually did not need to reference him at all
And boom! There he is.
Where would you put Coulson in the hogwarts houses?
Coulson is a muggle and does not get to go to Hogwarts.
I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore.
Virginia Woolf, The Pargiters: The Novel-Essay Portion of THE YEARS